Jimmy Kimmel Jokes He Got Married Because He 'Needed A Panini Maker'
"We are back from a two-week vacation. I have a beard," said Kimmel. "I got married. Which I guess means I have two beards!," he laughed referencing an old rumor that he was gay. "Actually, the reason I got married is I needed a Panini maker and it seemed like the cheapest way to get it." And the wedding to his co-head writer on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' wasn't cheap either. "Weddings are very expensive," he said. "First, you have to ship the bride in from Russia." "Then, there's the reception—you know how much 300 Lean Cuisine dinners cost? A lot."
Back from a two-week vacation that included getting married to Molly McNearney and a honeymoon in Italy, Jimmy Kimmel joked about why he got married and how expensive the affair was.
July 30, 2013 | |
