Ashton Kutcher Mocks Charlie Sheen: My Job Is 'Thanks To You Not Having It'
"You know, I kind of stopped listening to things Charlie Sheen says. Charlie Sheen has become kind of like that parent on Charlie Brown to me. It's like 'Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah,'" he mocks the former star of the comedy. "I just keep saying 'Thank you for the great job! I've got an awesome job and it's thanks to you not having it anymore so thank you!' But 'Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah'. I'm just going to keep going to work and keep collecting the check." "I don't even care. I think he's a really 'Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah.'" Kutcher then went on to show a clip from 'Men', but when that didn't work, he joked: "Charlie Sheen is running the clip operation back there. Turn it back on, Charlie!" In the clip, Kutcher's character references his real-life love, remarking: "I'm not going to marry somebody just to marry somebody. It's got to be the right person... or Mila Kunis (photos Charlie has dropped hints that he would like to return to 'Two and a Half Men' in its final season, but Ashton Kutcher says it's like white noise to him.
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