| Chevy Chase Leaves 'Community' Creator Profanity Laced Voicemail After Insult ... 'Community' star Chevy Chase has blasted Dan Harmon in a profanity laced voicemail after the 'Community' creator insulted him in front of his wife and daughter. |  |
| Oprah Wouldn't Have Launched OWN 'Had I Known It Was This Difficult' ... Oprah Winfrey says she may not have launched her struggling OWN network if she knew the uphill battle she would be facing everyday. |  |
 | James Bond To Reportedly Open The 2012 Olympic Games ... This may be an elaborate April Fools joke by The Sun, but the British tabloid is reporting that James Bond's latest assignment will be to kick-start the 2012 London Olympics. |
| 'Two and a Half Men' Co-Creator Apologizes For 'Peak Vagina' Joke ... 'Two and a Half Men' co-creator Lee Aronsohn is apologizing for his "stupid" jokes about women in television. |  |
| Transgender Contestant Allowed To Compete For Miss Universe Canada ... After disqualifying Jenna Talackova from Miss Universe Canada, the pageant has reversed its decision. |  |
 | First Promo For Gordon Ramsay's New Series 'Hotel Hell' (Video) ... Fox has released the first promo for Gordon Ramsay's latest series, 'Hotel Hell'. |
| 2-Year-Old Wildly Dances For His Parents' Dance Studio (Video) ... William Stokkebroe, who is just 2, wildly dances for the crowd to demonstrate what he's learned after witnessing numerous practices at his parents' dance studio. |
| Iowa High School Team Uses Football Shotgun For Alley-Oop Dunk ... Players at the Pride of Iowa senior all star game use a football shotgun formation to run a touchdown play. |
 | Trailer For Whitney Houston's New Film 'Sparkle' Debuts (Video) ... The first trailer for the late Whitney Houston's upcoming film debuted on Monday. |
| Sandler's 'Jack and Jill' Sweeps Razzies With Worst Everything ... Adam Sandler's 'Jack and Jill' set a new record at the Razzies, an Academy Awards spoof that picks the year's worst. |  |
| Sarah Palin To Co-Host NBC's 'Today' On Tuesday ... Sarah Palin will co-host NBC's 'Today' show on Tuesday morning. |  |
| Ashton Kutcher to Play Steve Jobs In Indie Biopic Film ... Ashton Kutcher already plays a tech billionaire on 'Two and a Half Men', and now the actor has been cast as another billionaire businessman, Apple co-founder Steve Jobs. |  |
| Keith Olbermann Fired From Current TV, Replaced By Eliot Spitzer ... Keith Olbermann has been fired from Current TV one year after he joined the network. |  |
| Trailer For 'Total Recall' Remake Starring Colin Farrell Debuts ... Columbia Pictures has released the first extended trailer for its 'Total Recall' remake. |  |
| HBO Releases First Trailer For Aaron Sorkin's 'The Newsroom' ... HBO has released its first trailer for 'The Newsroom', Aaron Sorkin's attempt at doing what he did with the West Wing for cable news. |  |
 | Jimmy Fallon and Charlie Sheen Team Up As Clones For Spoof Cologne ... As Charlie Sheen continues the publicity tour for his upcoming FX show 'Anger Management', the actor made an appearance on 'Late Night' with Jimmy Fallon to promote a spoof Cologne called Clone. |
 | Google Shares 8-Bit Maps For NES, Morse Code For April Fools (Video) ... For April Fools, Google put out a video advertising its Maps were now available for the 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment Systems (NES), which was released in 1985. |
 | Charlie Sheen Says He Wants To Move Past His 'Cringeable' Behavior ... After his firing from 'Two and a Half Men', Charlie Sheen says he's glad to get a second chance with 'Anger Management' so he can move forward from the past year. |
 | Man Dressed As Batman In Lamborghini Batmobile Pulled Over By Police ... Police in Maryland pulled over a man last week because of a problem with his plates -- the Batman symbol. |
 | 'Octomom' Nadya Suleman: Topless Magazine Photoshoot Paid Me $8,000 ... Nadya Suleman says she posed topless for UK's Closer magazine for the money, plain and simple. |
 | Two Fired, One Walks Out On Sunday's Three Hour 'Celebrity Apprentice' ... Two celebrities will be fired and one contender will walk out as the teams are shuffled up on this Sunday's edition of 'Celebrity Apprentice'. |
| 'Man of Steel' Reveals Its Superman Shield Logo ... Zack Snyder's 'Man of Steel' has revealed the official shield logo that will go into the marketing for its Superman reboot. |  |
| Season One Of 'Game of Thrones' In Twenty Two Minutes ... 'Game of Thrones' returns for its much anticipated second season this Sunday on HBO. |  |
| Escaped Elephant From Circus In Ireland Runs Around Parking Lot ... Baby, the elephant, really didn't want a bath so the two-tonne pachyderm escaped from a circus in southern Ireland, alarming customers in a coffee shop near the parking lot. |  |
 | Christie Brinkley's Ex Says Her Tears Are Simply 'Crocodile Tears' ... A day after Christie Brinkley teared up while discussing the harassment she still faces from her ex-husband, Peter Cook appeared on the program to say her tears were insincere. |
 | Will Ferrell's 'Anchorman' Makes 'Conan' Appearance To Announce Sequel ... Will Ferrell's Ron Burgundy had his own breaking news to announce as he made an appearance on 'Conan' Wednesday night. |
| Feminist Writer Slams Katy Perry's 'Part of Me' As 'Propaganda' ... Naomi Wolf, author and supporter of the feminist movement, is slamming Katy Perry's music video for 'Part of Me' as 'propaganda' for the Marines. |  |
 | Megan Fox: 'I Wouldn't Trade Places With An Unattractive Girl' ... Megan Fox is known for her good looks, and that's just the way she likes it. |
| Ashton Kutcher Close To Two-Year Deal On 'Two and a Half Men' ... Ashton Kutcher is close to finalizing a deal with CBS and Warner Bros. Television that would keep him for two more seasons of 'Two and a Half Men'. |  |
 | Jon Hamm Talks Draper Going 'Solo', Meets Tickle Spider (Video) ... Jon Hamm reads a 'leaked' scene from the 'Mad Men' season finale with 'Saturday Night Live' writer Mike O'Brien. |
| Muppets Question Goldman Sachs About Firm Calling Clients 'Muppets' ... After a former Goldman Sachs employee revealed that some of his colleagues referred to their unknowing clients as "muppets," the characters are fighting back. |  |
| Barack Obama Sings LMFAO's 'Sexy and I Know It' (Video) ... A Barack Obama fan has the president singing LMFAO's 'Sexy and I Know It' after combing through dozens of videos from interviews and press events. |
| Dennis Rodman's Lawyer Says He's 'Broke' With 'Drinking Problem' ... Dennis Rodman's lawyer says that "unjustified" child support payments and a drinking problem have left the former NBA star broke. |  |
| 'Lorax' Statue Stolen From California Home Of Dr. Suess' ... A 300-pound bronze statue of the Lorax has been stolen from the late author's San Diego estate. |  |
 | Alicia Silverstone Shares Video Feeding Son From Her Mouth To His ... Alicia Silverstone is missing her time on television screens, so to make up for it, she's sharing videos of time with her infant son, Bear. |
 | Christie Brinkley Breaks Down While Discussing Ex-Husband's Allegations ... It's been nearly four years since Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook divorced but the former supermodel says her ex-husband continues to make life miserable. |
| Fox Yanks Florida 'Neighborhood Watch' Promos Over Trayvon Shooting ... Fox has pulled its teaser trailer and posters for 'Neighborhood Watch' from Florida theaters and television stations in the wake of the Trayvon Martin killing. |  |
 | First Look At Julia Louis-Dreyfus As Vice President In 'Veep' ... HBO has released its first clip from new comedy series 'Veep'. |
| Teen Opera Singing Duo Amaze On 'Britain's Got Talent' ... Opera meets pop when 17-year-old Jonathan and 16-year-old Charlotte sing together and amaze the judges on 'Britain's Got Talent'. |  |
| 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2' Trailer Teases Bella As Vampire ... After a complicated pregnancy in part one of 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn', Bella is finally feeling empowered. |  |
| Khloe Quits PETA After Kim Kardashian's Flour-Bomber Revealed As Supporter ... Khloe Kardashian says she is no longer going to support PETA after sister Kim was flour-bomed on the red carpet last week. |  |
| Ali Landry and Husband 'Abstained From Having Sex' Until Marriage ... Ali Landry says she and husband Alejandro Monteverde had one rule before their marriage: abstinence. |  |
| Transgender Contestant Disqualified From Miss Universe Canada Competition ... Jenna Talackova has been disqualified from competing in Miss Universe Canada because she is a transgender woman. | |
| Whitney Houston's Ex-Husband Bobby Brown Arrested On DUI Charge ... Officials in Southern California say Whitney Houston's ex-husband, Bobby Brown, has been arrested on a DUI charge. |  |
 | Watch Leonard Nimoy's 'Big Bang Theory' Cameo As Spock ... When CBS announced Leonard Nimoy would guest star on 'Big Bang Theory', producers hinted that the actor would lend his Spock voice in the appearance. |
| Behind Jennifer Love Hewitt's Lingerie Photoshoot For 'Client List' ... "It's always a terrifying photoshoot when this is part of your wardrobe," says Jennifer Love Hewitt as she holds up pasties in this behind the scenes look at her 'The Client List' photoshoot. |  |
| ESPN's 'Around The Horn' and Obama Meets 'Mad Men' (Video) ... 'Around the Horn' meets 'Mad Men' in this homage by the ESPN show. |  |
| Titanoboa Snake, Larger Than A School Bus, On Display In New York ... A model of the Titanoboa, the largest snake ever to slither on earth, is now on display in New York City's Grand Central Station. |
| Jimmy Kimmel To Host 64th Primetime Emmy Awards ... Jimmy Kimmel will host the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards, set to air on ABC on September 23rd. |  |
 | 'Borat' Parody Played As Kazakhstan National Anthem At Medal Ceremony ... Kazakhstan's shooting team was left stunned after the 'Borat' parody of its national anthem was played at a medal ceremony in Kuwait instead of the real thing. |
