Larry King Shares Random Thoughts On Twitter Past Midnight
"The Dane Cook Special on Showtime is terrific," he began. "I can't remember the last time I went to a zoo," came next. "If you've seen one fireworks show you've seen them all." "My wife looks cute with her reading glasses on her nose." "Is plaid in?," he asked. "Five course meals are tedious." "Did a man named Cobb invent the salad?" "Why is a frankfurter called a hot dog?" "As my old USA Today column which contained random thought, I'm just having fun with it tonight." "Don't plan anything for my 81st birthday. Btw, it's on November 19th." "I never wear short sleeved shirts," he said for those who hadn't noticed. "I hate people with perfect teeth." "Kobe Bryant is one of the 5 greatest players of all time." "I miss Derek Jeter already." "I miss my occasional lunches with Joe Biden." "Why didn't I save my first issue of Batman?" "There's nothing in the world like an Oreo cookie with some cold milk." "I've never been on a hayride." "I like Donald Duck better than Mickey Mouse." "Sue me, I liked Jimmy Hoffa." "Why don't they keep daylight saving time year round?" "How did Las Vegas exist before air-conditioning?" "And finally, as Porky Pig would say, that's all folks!" When the clock went past midnight on Monday night, Larry King took to Twitter to share his random thoughts on everything from fireworks and salads to perfect teeth.