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John Mayer: Sex With Jessica Simpson Was 'Crazy'

In a new interview with 'Playboy' magazine, John Mayer is kissing and telling again.

The 32-year-old dishes on Jessica Simpson (photosJessica Simpson photos), who he dated from 2006 to 2007, Jennifer Aniston (photosJennifer Aniston photos), and just generally how much 'ass' he's getting.

"Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy," he says about Simpson. "That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."

"There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f--kin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f--k you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f--king you."

Moving on to Aniston, Mayer denies that he penned 'Heartbreak Warfare' about her.

"That woman would never use heartbreak warfare," he says. "That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person. But one of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn't it, but that was a big difference."

"The brunt of her success came before... I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.' You have to show that you don't take yourself seriously."

And how successful has he been at bedding women since their breakup?

"I'm going to say four or five. No more," he explains. "But even if I said 12, that's a reasonable number. So is 15. Here's the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don't like jumping through hoops."

"I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it," he says. "If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me."

The singer says he has no clue why people call him a 'douche bag'.

"I've been trying to prove to people I'm not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of tabloids. That's f--ked up, man. I'm not dating. I'm not even f--king. So now I'm going to experiment with 'f--k you.'"

But that's not all, Mayer even calls his dick a 'white supremacist' and uses a racial slur in the interview, which he's now apologizing for, read more here.

February 11, 2010 |

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