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Jimmy Kimmel's Entire Oscars Monologue From the 89th Academy Awards

Jimmy Kimmel took aim at Matt Damon, President Trump and Meryl Streep during his opening monologue at the Oscars on Sunday night.

"This is being watched live by millions of people in 225 countries that now hate us," Kimmel told stars the Dolby Theater.

"I don't have to tell anybody, the country is divided right now," he said. "I can't do that. There's only one Braveheart here, and he's not going to unite us."

He later added: "I want to say thank you to President Trump. Remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars were racist? It's gone thanks to him... In Hollywood, we don't discriminate against people based on what countries they come from. We discriminate on them based on their age and weight."

As for his frenemy Matt Damon, Kimmel lauded the actor for being unselfish and picking Casey Affleck to star in 'Manchester by the Sea' instead of him. He then laughed at Damon for starring in a "Chinese ponytail movie instead."

February 27, 2017 |

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