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George Takei Explains Water and Air Are Gay In 'Conan' Skit

After a viewer takes issue with Conan O'Brien's canoeing because "that's not how water works," George Takei makes an appearance to straighten things out.

"David, my dear misguided friend," says Takei. "I'm afraid you don't understand the basic principles of nature. You see, water works differently for straight people."

"That's because water itself is gay. We wouldn't have raindrops or oceans if water didn't like to bind to itself. The fact is most things in nature are gay. Air is gay. Rocks are gay."

"The North Pole and South Pole are gay. They only repel each other because they're in denial."

"But others like Conan are not gay so, naturally they interact differently with, that, that is gay. Conan paddled correctly, David. For a straight person."

June 11, 2013 |

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