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Comedian Jim Jefferies Jokes About His 'Basically A Moron' Newborn

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies, making the rounds to promote his new FX series 'Legit', jokes about his newborn son -- which coincidentally enough resulted from a relationship with the girl who plays a hooker on the first episode of the show.

"I just became a father two months ago. I actually got the girl who played the prostitute on the pilot pregnant," says Jefferies.

"I left it in once," he quips to Conan O'Brien, who doesn't know where to look. "And now we have a child and we couldn't be happier."

"The child is great and in a way I love him. My girlfriend actually loves him. This is what goes through a woman's head when she holds her child for the first time: 'I'm going to love you forever'. This is what goes through a man's head: 'I better not let this die.'"

"But he's basically a moron," jokes Jefferies. "I have to put mittens on his hands so he doesn't claw his eyes out in the middle of the night."

"Other animals just fall out and then they go hunting. My child, if I don't hold him right, his head might fall off."

January 17, 2013 |

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