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Chuck Lorre: 'If Charlie Sheen Outlives Me, I'm Gonna Be Really Pissed'

After this week's episode of 'Two and a Half Men', executive producer and co-creator Chuck Lorre used the vanity card that appears at the end of each episode to joke about his star's recent troubles.

"I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest," read the card for Chuck Lorre Productions, #329.

"I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest X-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress."

"I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers."

"If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."

Lorre also got in a more subtle shot during the closing credits of 'Mike & Molly', without naming Sheen, with a vanity card that began: "He felt dead inside. No matter how hard he partied, he could never escape that simple fact - inside, dead."

Meanwhile, asked for a response to Lorre, Sheen jokes with TMZ: "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off. I miss you, man. Now get off those other shows. Get back to the one that launched those."

February 16, 2011 |

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