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Chris Pratt Jokes 'Guardian' Sequel 'Much Better' Than 'Citizen Kane'

In a Facebook post debuting a new poster for the sequel, Chris Pratt jokes about how amazing the new movie will be.

"On May 5th the greatest movie in the history of movies is coming," begins the post.

"There has never been and will never again be a movie like this. Seriously. Ever heard of Citizen Kane? We're much better. Seriously."

"Our movie just tested at over one million points. 'Guardian of the Galaxy Vol. 2' will win every movie award AND about 39 Olympic gold medals in swimming, gymnastics, the skiing event with the gun, x games, snowmobiling and everything. It will win the World Cup and about 7 super bowl rings, sorry TOM Brady."

"This movie will fry your brains and lift your spirits. James Gunn will be elected president of the world. They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure. We're gonna get a planet. May 5th will become a national holiday. Everyone will get pregnant."

"Candy will fall from the sky. Global warming will stop. Dinosaurs will come back to life."

"Which unlike some movies might tell you," he quips, referencing his other franchise, "is actually a really good thing."

"Because they won't flip out and kill people instead they'll be your awesome pets. So basically get your tickets as soon as you can. Don't be the only person on the planet who doesn't see this movie."

Pratt signs the hilarious note "Humbly, Starlord."

March 23, 2017 |

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